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BMW 1- Series 135I is a status statement of skinny, popular and hot college girl with rich parents. This ride means you are changing your dates as frequently as engine oil. And guys love it because the only guys that will be after you are the ones looking for a constant change themselves. 300-hp 3.0L L6 engine will leave many of your dates drooling since they can’t afford this $40K ride.

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BMW M3 Convertible is an ultimate must have date car for guys. It is amazing how the sound of three simple letters Be-eM-double U will sweep your date of her feet. You won’t even need to buy any alcohol, just give her a ride in this 414-hp 4.0L V-8 convertible and she will feel absolutely drunk. Any man becomes a superhero when he drops those three simple letters to the woman….B, M, W….

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Enough said if you are woman that drives Toyota Camry. With this ride nobody will notice you. You might call yourself “Jane Doe”. The only ones to pay attention to it will be postal workers, toll booth collectors and IRS employees. If you are driving this car everything about you will be perceived as boring: your car, your life, your job, your cat, you and even your date.

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Toyota Prius. You get this ride and every girl with “Green Peace” t-shirt will fall for you. Being “green” is fashionable these days. Even some actual A list Hollywood celebrities drive Priuses. But be forewarned that this 134-hp 1.8L engine bucket looking ride won’t score you any point with hot gold diggers, desperate housewives or girls from The Hills. Most likely you and your date will end up hugging the trees on a first date.

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Hummer H2 is a must have ride for Alpha female. If you are smart, successful business woman that crushes her male co-worker egos this is your ride. As for you date they better have no spine – you will pick the place for dinner, you will decide who’s on top and you will be the one not returning his calls. This 393-hp 6.2L V8 engine monster will crush many guys.

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2012 Ford F-250 Super Duty gives you smell of beer, wood, gun powder, dogs and fish mixed with other women’s perfume that is the smell of a real man driving this Bad Boy! Who cares that his ride is bigger than his 1966 modular home sitting on stilts. A real woman needs a real man and real men drive real bad as trucks such as 385-hp 6.2L V-8 engine Ford F-250 Super Duty! And the best thing about this ride is that you can literally hoard loads of women in its bed.

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2012 VW Beetle is a true lady’s car. Every potential date will think of you as giggly, fun, exciting, easy going, dreamy and flower loving girl. It’s possible that you will attract guys able to play music instruments such as guitar, flute or drums. Make sure to pick bright color Beetle and the dates will be sticking to you like flies to the honey pot.

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2011 Ferrari California. The name says it all – “Ferrari California”. To have this ride you must a) live in LA, b) be one of those wanna be A list or at least B list celebrities c) “have your dealer on a speed dial” and oh, almost forgot d) you must be skinny. If you meet all of the above this 460-hp 4.3L V-8 engine convertible is Your ride.

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2012 Mercedes-Benz SL. With this ride you will be labeled “Gold-digger”. No matter of your age or professional accomplishments you will be viewed as a bimbo. But one thing for sure this kitty cat will get you plenty of dates. All those wanna be A list Hollywood celebrities will try to get hit by this ride so they can score their dream date with you.

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2011 Jaguar XJ Series. You want to impress Real Housewives from LA, NY, NJ, and OC? Get this kitty cat – 510-hp 5.0L V-8 engines wouldn’t be bad for David Beckham either. The look of this car just says: “I am in it to win it” and “Of course I am a Gentleman”. Somehow this ride asks you to dress nicely so you become part of the car. And because of all this Euro-British hype ladies would be expecting you to be at the par with this car. Two words to describe this ride: “Gentlemen’s Choice”.

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